So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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