if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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