So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was like his penis was on wheels.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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