I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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