I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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