i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just want to make out with him forever
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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