have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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