But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
