p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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