He uses pillows to masturbate.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You left your phone here
Wait...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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