went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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