Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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