Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
40s are totally the cure
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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