What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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