Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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