i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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