There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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