How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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