I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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