Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize