singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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