i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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