I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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