so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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