Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What drink are we having for lunch?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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