: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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