Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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