I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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