I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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