in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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