she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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