Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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