Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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