they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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