Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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