were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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