Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize