lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
how does that bad decision feel?
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