we have officially lost it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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