I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
