who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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