just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am one with the molecules
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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