its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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