idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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