like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
