That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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