you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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