I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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