i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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