I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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