This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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