After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
well you can't waste a boner
Come see our sink grown plant.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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