have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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