Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He? As in you personified your dick?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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