There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
